The Best Stupid Jokes About That Stupid Dress

Today the internet lost its collective mind, and so everyone finds themselves arguing about what color a dress is. Really. This is the dress, in case you (somehow) haven’t seen it— as Gawker explains, it originally started floating aroundon Tumblr, got picked up by Buzzfeed, and now it’s taking the rest of the internet by storm:(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Some people see it as สล็อตฟรี white and gold. Others, black and blue. As a result of this optical madness, the internet is tearing itself apart, trying to decide what color the dress REALLY is…and it’s also making jokes along the way, as it tends to do. The dress has become a meme! It’s all over Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, even 4chan. God isn’t real after all. Here are some of the nerdier jokes about the dress floating around the web: Is this cape white and gold or blue and black? Either way it looks longer than your average cloak or cape. pic.twitter.com/KejJxM0zQo — World of Warcraft (@Warcraft) February 27, 2015 So do you think this is #whiteandgold too? pic.twitter.com/C829igRjVq — Xbox (@Xbox) February 27, 2015 Blocked. RT @nentindo64: someone ask hideki kamiya what color the dress is — 神谷英樹🍀 Hideki Kamiya🍀 (@HidekiKamiya_X) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571125642172993536 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571139671339577344 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571130764634529793 In this very picture, Falco is actually #whiteandgold pic.twitter.com/w84tmnfqtW — D1 (@xD1x) February 27, 2015 Professor Layton and the Dress of Controversy. Coming soon to Nintendo 3DS — Dovi || Kindness & Patience (@Sephiroth1204) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571140521114132480 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571140816032415744 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571139266912387072 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571138115697385473 TOAD SHUT UP ABOUT THE PRINCESS FOR A MINUTE AND JUST TELL ME… WHAT COLORS ARE HER DRESS?! pic.twitter.com/NWrS0DGiAh — Eric Bailey (@EricVBailey) February สล็อตฟรี 27, 2015 Is the dress black and blue? Will Goku save the day? HOW MANY SUPER SAIYAN LEVELS WILL HE NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK — Obi_1_KeBone_Me (@Piratropes) February 27, 2015 THERE IS NO DRESS. #TheMatrix #THEDRESS pic.twitter.com/qWDXWN5Gtr — Above Average (@AboveAverage) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571126852510617600 C'mon @Warcraft, #thedress is clearly blue. pic.twitter.com/aOc7AY1d9t — Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone) February 27, 2015 the dress is only 5 hours long — Ryan Letourneau (@Northernlion) February 27, 2015 Whatever you do, don't look up the results for What Colors Are This Dress on WebMD. Because either way, it'll say you have cancer — Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 27, 2015 IS THIS STAR WHITE AND GOLD OR BLACK AND BLUE?? WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE pic.twitter.com/W37JsiH7RP — Rock Band (@RockBand) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571142578214555649 The XSEED office is being torn to pieces over a dress… — XSEED Games (@XSEEDGames) February 27, 2015 "So /that's/ how the #CivilWar starts… (But seriously, what colors are this dress?)" pic.twitter.com/uFmIMF4Cfb — Gwen Stacy. (@GwendolynStacy) February 27, 2015 Blue and black — PlayStation (@PlayStation) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571147335272669184 @PrestoFriend531 We're not "what color is this dress" support, unfortunately. We'll be happy to answer Xbox support questions, though! ^BD — Xbox Support (@XboxSupport) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571151117519757314 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571150436045991936 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571152003969228800 i come on and the entire internet is fighting about the color of a dress. goodbye. — proud idjit ali (@padacklesfamily) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571149223556751360 My mom interrupted my anime watching to talk to me about that dress fucking hell smh this meme has gone too far — Nnnnnnnnsatsuki (@natsatstar) February 27, 2015 This dress shit is more confusing than the time I found my xbox controller in the freezer — oso negro (@OfficialHumby) February 27, 2015 The dress is the color of ทดลองเล่นสล็อตฟรี flaming hot cheetos &cheeto puffcorn bitch i swear 2 god ill murk everyone shut up im trying to play call of duty — yung cheeto (@cheetosRsoGood) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571139435066200065 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571161345133035520 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571164221200683010 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571161613958565889 Ok one more. #whiteandgold all the way pic.twitter.com/cMxKVrygRQ — Sam Thiel (@RealDealThiel23) February 27, 2015 When did the Fantastic Four change their uniforms to #whiteandgold? pic.twitter.com/6p0XQnqrII — 🇺🇦🏴‍☠️Deep State Wisco🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 (@Wisco) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571157243892080640 What color is that dress? I see white & gold. Kanye sees black & blue, who is color blind? — Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/embed/status/571131244634877952 Biden: WOOO FREE INTERNET Obama: Joe, would you cut it-Biden: SET LOOSE THE LLAMASObama: CAN YOU JUST-Biden: RELEASE NANA'S TRICK DRESS — Danielle Grace (@danimgrace) February 27, 2015 We're always team #blackandblue. pic.twitter.com/xiuX32jZOG — Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) February 27, 2015 Our artists really like how Catherine’s black dress turned out. pic.twitter.com/ZU2dUoFq0e — Firaxis Games (@FiraxisGames) February 27, 2015 People have even found the dress on Amazon, and are leaving silly reviews for it: This is how the world ends. [Top photo source: iCarbons]