Your April Fool's Day Roundup

/DATALINK/ AUTHOR: ALEX_C. | DATE: 01.01.0001

April Fool’s Day is ostensibly a day for fun and pranks, but for anyone looking for news on yono business

the internet, it’s a royal pain in the ass. So thank the maker it’s all over. Below, we’ve highlighted some of the best, worst and most painful attempts at humour on this international day of hijinx. The Best (good for a chuckle, definitely worth a look) Valve’s Gabe Newell To Code Game Starring Valve’s Gabe yono business Newell Wii Fit Says April Fools Visari Playable in KZ2… You’ve Been Killzoned!!! Umbrella Corporation requests government bailout Welcome back childhood nightmares The Next Metal Gear Solid Dragon Quest IX Is Totally On Sale Alpine Legend Lets You Become A Tri-Horn Blastmaster There’s A DS Phone! Really! Wii Fit? No. Wii Height. Capcom’s Brown Man Hunter Splash Damage Returns To The Tapir Wars Bethesda Raises Price For Oblivion Horse Armor…No, Really Blizzard’s April Fool’s Day Extravaganza Red Faction: Guerrilla Unleashes The Ostrich Hammer Killzone Becomes, Of All Things, A Love Story Kratos’ Companion Cube Gets Unchained Valve Takes The Piss With Team Fortress 2 Sniper Class Update https://kotaku.com/wii-fit-says-april-fools-5193635 The Lame (eh?) Breaking: Nintendo Demos Hardcore Smash Bros. Wii Battlefield Dork The Oregon Trail… With CAVEMEN RAIHO SHIPMENT HIJACKED – rummy meet LEAKED VIDEO FOOTAGE Lunch for Lunch: Turkey and Swiss Sandwich Negative Gamer Syberia 3 Links PC And PS3 No, Nobody Will Believe There Is A GTA Set In Sydney Portal Shirts? This Isn’t April 2007 https://kotaku.com/syberia-3-links-pc-and-ps3-5193889 The Worst (not funny, very annoying) Screen Play: Wii Fit Rebate, PS3 Price Increase, Not Funny A PS3 Price rummy meet

Cut? Really?

OMG New PSP Leaked On Mysterious Chinese Message Board GameStop Must Try Harder Than My Wii Buddy Microsoft Discontinuing 360 in 2010 Sony announces successor to Blu-ray, gives away PSP2 plans by accident Thanks joy rummy for sticking with us through this most awful of days.

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